the whole unlucky package

i was chatting with a friend today and we went on a random subject about bikes I cant ride bikes because i am one of the clumsiest persons evar and we were also at the casino and i couldnt get any good hits so it added some bad luck in it all, so she said to me "Oh deary you have the whole package right there" we laughed a little and taled about random subjects but she was 100% percent correct because today ive noy only gave myself a giant bloody gash on my head without noticing ive also; gave myself a nosebleed(fell on face),Chipped and scraped my toe(sodewalk curbe), had an accident witht he razor and sliced my poor toes, and also been bitten by a wasp now to all the excitement heres an actual pic of me in TOTAL AMAZEMENT

lol...